Sam Tells You Things

some 24 year old graduate student guy

Sep 5

I want to take your picture

Well, I charge 1000 dollars a day modeling fee.

What if I only need you for 30 seconds?

I suppose I can prorate it.

wolframalpha “1000 dollars per 8 hours * 30 seconds”

I will pay your $1.04 fee.

Okay!